I'm a brilliant but humble photographer who makes images I'm never quite satisfied with. Which is good. Trust me on that.

I've been doing this since before Al Gore invented the Internet, and then some. My first camera actually used film (gasp) and had manual focus (double gasp) and manual exposure (horrors!)

Along the way, I was distracted by the easy money of prostituti...er,wedding photography, and sold my soul. Realizing my error, I started to shoot for the tourism industry. That taught me that people are all basically honest and trustworthy...if they're dead or at least unconscious.

Now I roam the land, camera in hand, trying to figure out what the hell lame analogy to David Carradine in "Kung Fu" I can come up with, and occasionally taking pictures, mostly just for me...once in a long while I make an image I think I might be almost happy with, and these are what I'll post here.

If you like them, good for you...you're clearly a person of exceptional taste and judgment. If not, I don't care...go back to surfing "BigBoners" or whatever the hell people like you do on the internet. Just don't tell me about it.